Nah... I Mean, I'm Already Pregnant, So

Thanks A Heap Coyote Ugly. This Cactus-gram Stings Worse Than Your Abandonment.

I've Never Even Seen A Great Set Fight Or A Great Set Meltdown. I Seem To Always Be On These Incredibly Relaxed Sets.

Couture Gowns Are Like Gremlins; You Can't Expose Them To Bright Light Or Get Them Wet.

I've Been Told That I'm Incompetent, Socially Retarded, Maladjusted. I Still Know That I Couldn't Function In Reality. Los Angeles Is A Good Place For Me.

I Think I Have Always Sort Of Cultivated A Flowery Writing Style. I've Always Sort Of Over - Written In Every Genre That I've Attempted. I Went To College And Took A Couple Of Writing Classes And I Remember My Teachers Were Always Incredibly Encouraging. But It Was Inevitable To Get The Criticism: "take It Down A Notch!" But The Nice Thing About Screenwriting Is That You Don't Really Have To.