My Working Poor Parents Told Me That

It Doesn't Embarrass Me One Bit To Let You Know That I Believe Adam And Eve Were Real People.

However, What Article Vi [of The U.s. Constitution] Does Not Do, And Was Never Intended To Do, Is Deny Me The Right To Say, As Loudly As I May Choose, That I Will On No Account Vote For A Smirking Hick Like Mike Huckabee, Who Is An Unusually Stupid Primate But Who Does Not Have The Elementary Intelligence To Recognize The Fact That This Is What He Is.

The Military Is Not A Social Experiment. The Purpose Of The Military Is Kill People And Break Things. It's Not To Transform The Culture By Trying Out Some Ideas That Some People Think Would Make Us A Different Country And More Diverse. The Purpose Is To Protect America.

Pray A Little More, Work A Little Harder, Save, Wait, Be Patient And, Most Of All, Live Within Our Means. That's The American Way. It's Not Spending Ourselves Into Prosperity Or Taxing Ourselves Into Prosperity.

My Own Father Held Down Two Jobs, Barely Affording The Little Rented House I Grew Up In. My Dad Worked Hard, Lifted Heavy Things, And Got His Hands Dirty. The Only Soap We Had At My House Was Lava. Heck, I Was In College Before I Found Out It Wasn't Supposed To Hurt To Take A Shower.