My Wife Was A Beautiful Woman Before

Ours Is A Youth Culture, And Like A Golf Tournament, We Honor Only Low Scores.

We Spoke To God About The Children, And We Were Afraid To Ask God For Specific Things. We Thought That It Might Be Too Much. So We Said To God 'please Give Us A Healthy Child' And Left It At That, Not Knowing That God Is A Generous God, But Also Has A Sense Of Humor. And If You Leave That Much Open For God, Some Wonderful Jokes Are Going To Come About.

Man Can Not Live By Bread Alone ... He Must Have Peanut Butter.

The Past Is A Ghost, The Future A Dream, And All We Ever Have Is Now.

Kids Need To Remember That When You Put Something On Twitter, It's Not Like Whispering To Your Friend, You've Put It On A Billboard That The Whole World, Including Your Own Kids Someday, Can See.