My Wife Was A Beautiful Woman Before

That's Why Ears Have Cartilage, To Keep Them From Flapping.

I Was'nt Always Black. There Was This Freckel That Just Grew And Grew.

We Spoke To God About The Children, And We Were Afraid To Ask God For Specific Things. We Thought That It Might Be Too Much. So We Said To God 'please Give Us A Healthy Child' And Left It At That, Not Knowing That God Is A Generous God, But Also Has A Sense Of Humor. And If You Leave That Much Open For God, Some Wonderful Jokes Are Going To Come About.

Civilization Had Too Many Rules For Me, So I Did My Best To Rewrite Them.

If You Have No Faith, You've Lost Your Battle.