My Wife Said To Me 'i Hope

The More I Go Through Parenting, The More I Say I Owe My Mother An Apology.

Without Identical Twins, You'll Never Get To Experience Entering A Hotel Room With One Of Them And Watching Him Run Into The Full-length Mirror Because He Though He Saw His Brother.

I Do Know Its Important To Keep The Romantic Spark Alive In Your Marriage. But With Four Kids, Sometimes It's Enough Just To Keep Yourself Alive.

I Don't Want To Be A Spokesman For Family Values, But That's The Way My Standup Is Perceived.

If Golf Wasn't Enjoyable And There Wasn't A Lot Of Humor And Enjoyment, Even Though The Game Is So Frustrating, You Would Wonder Why You Put Yourself Through It.