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In School, I Wasn't A Very Good Student - I Was Very Irresponsible And Never Did The Studying But Always Liked To Get The Laugh.

Parents, Just Keep In Mind That Kids Will Always Round Off To The Nearest Obscenity.

I Did 15 Shows A Week When I Lived In New York. I Did Five Shows On A Friday And Seven Shows On A Saturday. It Was Everything I Did And It Was My Sole Source Of Income.

My Daughter's Tricycle Said "some Assembly Required." It Came In A Jar.

Every Parent Knows That For A Kid, The Car Is Chloroform.