My Wife Said To Me 'i Hope

Parents, Just Keep In Mind That Kids Will Always Round Off To The Nearest Obscenity.

I'll Be Spending The Holidays With My Family. Nothing Special, Just Some Light Bickering And Biting Sarcasm.

I Don't Want To Be A Spokesman For Family Values, But That's The Way My Standup Is Perceived.

Without Identical Twins, You'll Never Get To Experience Entering A Hotel Room With One Of Them And Watching Him Run Into The Full-length Mirror Because He Though He Saw His Brother.

My Theory Has Always Been That Everyone In Show Business Is There Because They Were Deprived Of Some Attention As A Child.