My Wife Gets So Jealous. She Came

I Don't Want To Say Work Is Who I Am, But Some People Feel More Centered And More Whole When They're Producing And Creating.

That's When You Know You're A True Married Couple: When You Have To Apologize For What You Did In Her Dream.

My Daughter's Tricycle Said "some Assembly Required." It Came In A Jar.

I Would Get My Student Loans, Get Money, Register And Never Really Go. It Was A System I Thought Would Somehow Pan Out.

I Had A Very Italian House - The "plastic Furniture You Couldn't Sit On" House. Did Anybody Have The Museum House? For A Kid It's Traumatic. Towels You Can Never Touch. China No One's Ever Gonna Use. Everything Is For A Special Occasion That Never Happens. My Mother Was Waiting For The Pope To Show Up For Dinner. Or Sinatra. Or Chachi.