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A Good Idea Will Keep You Awake During The Morning, But A Great Idea Will Keep You Awake During The Night.

Know How Your Representatives Stand On Major National Or State Issues.

You Can't Be Wise Without Being Intelligent, But You Certainly Can Be Intelligent Without Being Wise.

Know How And How Much To Tip People Who Expect Gratuities, Even In The Case Of Poor Service.

Be Able To Go Shopping For A Bathing Suit And Not Become Depressed Afterward.