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I Believe That One Can Indeed Work On Two Or More Tasks At Once, But In Ways Yet To Be Understood.

I Suspect That Some Apparently Homosexual People Are Really Heterosexuals Who Deeply Phobic About The Opposite Sex Or Have Other Emotional Problems.

Attention-deficit Disorders Seem To Abound In Modern Society, And We Don't Know The Cause.

Be Able To Sneeze Without Sounding Ridiculous. That Means Neither Stifling Yourself Or Spraying Your Immediate Vicinity.

Know How To Travel From Your Town To A Nearby Town Without A Car, Either By Bus Or By Rail.