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Suppose You're On A Game Show, And You're Given The Choice Of Three Doors. Behind One Door Is A Car, The Others, Goats. You Pick A Door, Say #1, And The Host, Who Knows What's Behind The Doors, Opens Another Door, Say #3, Which Has A Goat. He Says To You: 'do You Want To Pick Door #2?' Is It To Your Advantage To Switch Your Choice Of Doors?

There's Plenty Of Intelligence In The World, But The Courage To Do Things Differently Is In Short Supply.

When You're In A Good Mood, Bring Up The Past. When You're In A Bad Mood, Stick To The Present. And When You're Not Feeling Emotional At All, It's Time To Talk About The Future.

I Believe That One Can Indeed Work On Two Or More Tasks At Once, But In Ways Yet To Be Understood.

I Think Change Is Possible, But Only For Individuals Who Were Never Truly Gay In The First Place And Who Have A Strong Personal Motivation To Recover Their Heterosexuality.