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Know The Difference Between Principles Based On Right Or Wrong Vs. Principles Based On Personal Gain, And Consider The Basis Of Your Own Principles.

Understand Why Casinos And Racetracks Stay In Business - The Gambler Always Loses Over The Long Term.

Scientists And Creationists Are Always At Odds, Of Course.

Play More Than One Game At A Time. This Is A Painless Way To Learn How To Do Many Things At Once.

Be In The Habit Of Experimenting With Your Clothing So That You Don't Get Stuck For Life With A Self-image Developed Over The Course Of High School.