If She Is Attractive, I Can't Perform

A Musicologist Is A Man Who Can Read Music But Cannot Hear It.

The Sound Of The Harpsichord Resembles That Of A Bird-cage Played With Toasting-forks.

"have You Heard Any Stockhausen?" Beecham Was Asked. "no, But I Believe I Have Stepped In Some."

I Find Brass Bands Have A Melancholy Sound. All Right Out Of Doors, Of Course - Fifty Miles Away. Like Bagpipes, They Turn What Had Been A Dream Into A Public Nuisance.

Movie Music Is Noise. It's Even More Painful Than My Sciatica.