In The First Movement Alone, I Took

Composers Should Write Tunes That Chauffeurs And Errand Boys Can Whistle.

As You'll Never Hear The Thing Again, My Boy, Why Not Throw In A Couple Of Brass Bands?

Great Music Is That Which Penetrates The Ear With Facility And Leaves The Memory With Difficulty. Magical Music Never Leaves The Memory.

Brass Bands Are All Very Well In Their Place - Outdoors And Several Miles Away.

"have You Heard Any Stockhausen?" Beecham Was Asked. "no, But I Believe I Have Stepped In Some."