My Success Rate Is 100 Percent. Do

Women Are Not To Be Hit. They're To Be Hugged And Caressed.

Guys, Imdb Right There, 62 Movies, A Ton Of Success, I Mean, Come On Bro, I Won Best Picture At 20. I Wasn't Even Trying.

I Knew If I Got Loaded I Was Going Away For A While. People Would Say, Oh, You're Just Sober Because You're On Probation.

I Am On A Drug. It's Called Charlie Sheen. It's Not Available. If You Try It Once, You Will Die. Your Face Will Melt Off And Your Children Will Weep Over Your Exploded Body.

I’m Not 'aw Shucks'. Because I'm Gnarly.