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You Can't Criticize Bob Dylan's Singing. You Have To Respect Billy Joel As A Brilliant Poet. You Can't Tell Me There's A Better Rock Band Ever Than Led Zeppelin. And If You Speak During The Eagles' "last Resort," We're Done. I'm Just Asking For Seven Minutes. This Stuff Really Matters, You Know.

You Should Have Read The Directions Before You Showed Up To The Party.

If You Love With Violence And You Hate With Violence, There's Nothing That Can Be Questioned. People Say, 'oh, You'd Better Work Through Your Resentments.' Yeah, No. I'm Gonna Hang On To Them, And They're Gonna Fuel My Attack. And They're Going To Fuel The Battle Cry Of My Deadly And Dangerous And Secret And Silent Soldiers. Because They're All Around You. Sorry, You Thought You Were Just Messing With One Dude. Winning.

When Friends Asked Me, Can We Help? I'd Say, Not Unless You Can Alter Time, Speed Up The Harvest Or Teleport Me Off This Rock. I Used That Line From Star Wars.

If Someone Follows You, Go To A Different Room. If They Keep Following You, Get In Your Car. If They Follow You In Your Car, Drive To A Police Station. There Are Ways To Not Engage.