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I Was Born Dead. Yeah, The Umbilical Cord Was Like, Floppy Baby, The Whole Thing. Yeah, It Was Bad.

I’m Not Thomas Jefferson. He Was A Pussy.

It's Definitely Safer To Be Single, Especially With This Cottage Industry That's Devoted To Extorting Celebrities.

I Know That Sounds Arrogant, But You Can't Not Be Special And Have A 30-year Career.

The Paramedic Called The Press And Sold Me Like A Loaf Of Bread. This Was News, And He Wanted To Be The One To Report It.