My Songs Are Like My Children -

Some Guys Look Better As They Get Older.

People Will Use You As Long As You Let Them.

Poor Little Britney Spears And Lindsay Lohan... If Those Little Girls Slept With As Many Men As They Say In The Tabloids, Why Their Little Butts Would Have More Fingerprints Than The Fbi! I Kinda Feel Sorry For Them. We Should Give Those Two A Break.

There's A Heart Beneath The Boobs And A Brain Beneath The Wig.

My First Phone Was Two Tin Cans Tied Together With String, And It Worked Pretty Good.