I Do Have A Lot Of Gays

I'll Be Wearing My High Heels, Even If I'm Up To My Knees In Mud

I've Been To Those Places Where It's 'poor, Pitiful Me.'

I'm The Kind Of Person Who Would Rather Rock In My Rocking Chair When I'm Old And Regret A Few Things That I Did Than To Sit There And Regret That I Never Tried.

If I Can Get My Dress On, My Weight Is Under Control.

A Lot Of People Have Said I'd Have Probably Done Better In My Career If I Hadn't Looked So Cheap And Gaudy. But I Dress To Be Comfortable For Me, And You Shouldn't Be Blamed Because You Want To Look Pretty.