I Do Have A Lot Of Gays

My Best Country Record Only Sold 200,000 Copies. I Didn't Have Enough Money For The Band And The Arrangements And The Costumes And All. I Had To Move Into Wider Fields.

I Make Jokes About It, But It's The Truth That I Kind Of Patterned My Look After The Town Tramp. I Didn't Know What She Was, Just This Woman Who Was Blond And Piled Her Hair Up, Wore High Heels And Tight Skirts, And, Boy, She Was The Prettiest Thing I'd Ever Seen. Momma Used To Say, "aw, She's Just Trash," And I Thought, That's What I Want To Be When I Grow Up. Trash.

I Don't Know That I'm Beautiful Or Glamorous. I'm A Pretty Artificial Looking Person. I Sure Am Flattered When People Think I'm Beautiful, But I Think I'm Leaning Towards More Cartoonish Than Beautiful. But I'm Comfortable With Who I Am. And Since I Wasn't Born As A Natural Beauty, I Just Make The Most Of What I've Got.

I Know It's Corny - But I Love 'jingle Bells!'

I Don't Have To Keep A Diary. It Seems Like For The Last 40 Years My Life Has Been Lived In The Press, So I Can Google Any Date In My History And Find Out What I Was Doing.