If You See Me At A Restaurant,

I Do Not Like Sports, Unless You Consider Treating All Humankind With Love And Respect A Sport.

There's People That Are Just In Awe Of What You Do, And Then There Are People Who Just Think It's Garbage. And I Think There Are People Who Are Just Uncomfortable Seeing Someone Have Fun With Their Job

I Want To Release Another Cd This Year, Finish Writing A Screenplay, And Make Another Short Film

I Have A Podiatrist Appointment At 2.

The Problem With A Lot Of Comedy Clubs Is Not That They Are A Comedy Club; It's Just The Cheesy Way They're Presenting Themselves. That's Why A Lot Of People Have A Problem With Them. If You're A Relatively Unknown Comedian, You Can Play At A Comedy Club, You Might Play To Hundreds Of People Every Night. But If You Try To Make A Concert Event Out Of It, And Try To Play A Rock Club Or Something, Where You Might Play To 10 People Or No People. And The Flipside Of That Is, That's Also A Great Thing, To Play To People Who Are Your Fans. Some People Are Too Hard On The Comedy Clubs.