My Second Marriage Had A Lot To

Neiman-marcus Is One Thing, And The Dallas Cowboys Are Another.

I Am Responsible For No One But Myself.

Everything Edible Is Fried In Texas! Or It Is Buried In The Ground To Cook Before It Is Eaten. ... Texas Food Should Be Forbidden! 'the Steaks At Night Are Big And Bright, Deep In The Heart Of Texas!' And They Are Always Afloat In Grease. Next Morning You Are Served A Smaller Steak, Which Serves As A Platform For Two Fried Eggs ... All Of This Afloat In The Same Grease! 'chicken, You Say? You Bet! Comin' Up!' Same Grease! They Are Right. Comin' Up! For Hours Afterwards. I Couldn't Believe The Crust Of An Apple Pie! Same Grease!

Young Jimmy Dean Fell Off The World As Suddenly As He Had Come.

I Have Reached A State In Life Where I Can Buy A Whole House Full Of Chairs And Can Bump Into Them Until They Are Black And Blue