My Real Training As An Actor Was

What If I Told You Insane Was Working Fifty Hours A Week In Some Office For Fifty Years At The End Of Which They Tell You To P*ss Off; Ending Up In Some Retirement Village Hoping To Die Before Suffering The Indignity Of Trying To Make It To The Toilet On Time? Wouldn't You Consider That To Be Insane?

I Think All Comics Borrow From Each Other. Only A Few Have An Original Voice, And I Wasn't One Of Them. In The End, I Couldn't Figure Out Who To Steal From, So I Stopped Doing It.

They're Not Supposed To Show Prison Films In Prison. Especially Ones That Are About Escaping.

My Real Training As An Actor Was When I Started Doing Theatre.

I Didn't Really Like The Aloneness Of Doing Stand-up.