My Real Life Is Funnier Than Anything

I Call Myself A 'domestic Goddess.

I Never Consciously Set Out To Talk About Taboos Or Anything Like That.

A Guy Is A Lump Like A Doughnut. So, First You Gotta Get Rid Of All The Stuff His Mom Did To Him. And Then You Gotta Get Rid Of All That Macho Crap That They Pick Up From Beer Commercials. And Then There's My Personal Favorite, The Male Ego.

I'm Not Going To Vacuum 'til Sears Makes One You Can Ride On.

Everything Here Must Be Done Twice As No One Can Do It Right The First Time.