My Plumbing Is All Screwed Up. Because

I Am Sometimes Referred To As Excuse Me In An Annoyed Tone Of Voice, Because Apparently I Am In The Way. I Am So Sorry. I Am Supposed To Be Some Sort Of Mind Reader, I Guess. I Am Moving Out Of The Way Now As Slowly As I Possibly Can. I Am Doing This And There's Nothing You Can Do About It.

Wind Chimes Are Also Earthquake Chimes.

Sometimes I Like To Go Outside Without Even Checking The Weather First.

You Can Say 'thanks,' And You Can Say 'thanks A Million' - But Any Number In Between?

I Bought A Cactus. A Week Later It Died. And I Got Depressed, Because I Thought, Damn. I Am Less Nurturing Than A Desert.