I Think They Named The Orange Before

Whenever I Try To Spell 'banana,' I Feel Stupid Because I Don't Know When To End It.

I'm Not A Lawmaker, But I Was Thinking That If You Have A Really Loud Ring Tone, Maybe You Should Be Stabbed In The Ear?

But Long Story Short, I Didn't Start Doing Stand-up Because I Wanted To Have A Tv Show Or Be An Actor Or Even Wanted To Write Sketch Comedy. I Got Into Stand-up Because I Love Stand-up.

Whenever I Investigate A Smell, I Find That The Answer Is Always Bad. It's Never: 'what Is That? *sniff* Muffins!'

Specifically In Stand-up, I Love Jokes. I Love Short, Structured Ideas And A Punchline.