My Pilot's License. I'm Proud Of That.

In The Past I've Been Hard On The Vegans. I've Called Them Prius-driving Fascists, But Now I Am One Of Them. I Have Been Turned To The Dark Side.

A Junkie Will Steal Your Purse, And Then Help You Look For It.

I Have A Deep And Profound Mistrust Of All Politicians.

The World Can Be Such A Fright, But It Belongs To Us Tonight.

It's A Great Day For America, Everybody! It's Monday, Woo.