With Good Parody, You Have To Be

Why Don't They Allow Professional Wrestling At The Olympics? They Allow Pro Basketball Players And Hockey Players. Olympic Pro Wrestling Would Be Awesome. The Team From Mexico Could Wear Those Mr. X Masks. The French Wrestler Could Hit His Opponent With A Baguette. Or Perhaps Just Surrender.

In The Past I've Been Hard On The Vegans. I've Called Them Prius-driving Fascists, But Now I Am One Of Them. I Have Been Turned To The Dark Side.

It 's The Time Of Year When Canadians Mate.

People Sometimes Say To Me: "craig, Get Out Of My Garden."

....maybe Fear Is God's Way Of Saying, "pay Attention, This Could Be Fun.