My Parents Instilled A Very Strong Work

I'm Beyond Proud And Happy - I Never Imagined I Would Have One Fan, And There Seems To Be A Few. I Just Couldn't Be Happier That People Seem To Like What I'm Doing And Seem To Respond To It. If They Weren't There, I Don't Know What I'd Be Doing Right Now.

If You're Lucky Enough To Find A Weird - Never Let Them Go.

I Was Wearing Women's Jeans Way Before It Was Cool For Guys To Wear Them. I Have A Weird Torso - It's Incredibly Short, And Only Girl-pants Fit Me Properly.

I Get Very Little Sleep. But I Try To Stay Constantly Busy. My Fear Is That If I Stop Working I'll, Like, Die. So Throughout My Life I've Always Tried To Remain Busy, And I Sort Of Know No Other Way. I Think If My Heart Rate Slowed It Would Affect My Constitution, Strangely. I've Been Trained To Do That.

I Looked Like A 'super Mario Bros.' Goomba. It's Arguably The Ugliest Haircut On The Planet.