I Think It's Perfectly Acceptable And Rather

I Think It's Perfectly Acceptable And Rather Admirable To Be Moderately Delusional

Cargo Pants Freak Me Out. Too Many Pockets. I Always Forget Where My Wallet Is.

I Was Wearing Women's Jeans Way Before It Was Cool For Guys To Wear Them. I Have A Weird Torso - It's Incredibly Short, And Only Girl-pants Fit Me Properly.

I've Always Been A Fan Of Andy Kaufman.

I Looked Like A 'super Mario Bros.' Goomba. It's Arguably The Ugliest Haircut On The Planet.