My One Ambition Was To Go To

Image Is What People Perceive My Life To Be. It's Nothing Like The Truth.

I'm A Cheesy Over-the-top Megalomaniac With A Deep Voice And The Most Amazing Pecs.

I'm Six Foot Four, An All-american Guy, And Handsome And Talented As Well!

Getting In Shape For This Role, Which Is Incredibly Demanding, Vocally, Has Been A Lot Of Hard Work, But I'm Nailing It. I'm Even Kind Of, At Times, Blowing My Own Mind, Because I Am Even Able To Talk Right Now.

The Problem With Me Is That Nothing Embarrasses Me. Everything I've Done Ends Up Working In My Favor. Even When I Make Mistakes And People Exploit My Mistakes On Television Or On The Internet, And They Use It To Make Fun Of Me, It's Just Kind Of Working In My Favor At The End. It's Really Strange.