My One Ambition Was To Go To

I Have A Guinness Book Of World Records Entry As The Most-watched Person On Television; Now I Have A New Entry As The Only Man Who Has A Crab Named After Him.

The Problem With Me Is That Nothing Embarrasses Me. Everything I've Done Ends Up Working In My Favor. Even When I Make Mistakes And People Exploit My Mistakes On Television Or On The Internet, And They Use It To Make Fun Of Me, It's Just Kind Of Working In My Favor At The End. It's Really Strange.

I Grew Up In Chicago, And There Was Always Snow. In Los Angeles There Never Was, So We Would Always Import Snow!

I Went In And Said, "if I See One More Gratuitous Shot Of A Woman's Body, I'm Quitting . . . " I Think The Show Should Be Emotional Story Lines, Morals, Real- Life Heroes. And That's What We're Doing

If You Stand Still Long Enough, You'll Get Stuck.