My One Ambition Was To Go To

I Think People Respect Me Because They Feel Like - I'm Kind Of Like Christmas. I Come Back Every Year. You Can't Get Rid Of Me. I Just Keep Coming Back.

My Web Site Is So Fresh. The Paint Is Still Wet, But Stay Tuned, Because I Have Lots Of Personal Things, Specifically About What Is Happening Day-to-day, That I Will Keep Updating Daily.

The Problem With Me Is That Nothing Embarrasses Me.

In Case You Haven't Caught The Commercials, I'm In The New Spongebob Squarepants Movie.

I Look Good, But I Probably Have The Insides Of Elvis.