All I Want To Do Is Be

My Wife Is The Dancer, But I Certainly Know How To Sing.

I Think People Respect Me Because They Feel Like - I'm Kind Of Like Christmas. I Come Back Every Year. You Can't Get Rid Of Me. I Just Keep Coming Back.

Failure Usually Works For Me In The End.

I Look Good, But I Probably Have The Insides Of Elvis.

The First Time I Went To Wales I Thought I'd Landed In A Land Of Hobbits. Everybody Was Really Small And The Houses Were Small And The Writing Was Backwards.