My Notion Of An Elegant Table Is

Sometimes The Hardest Part Of My Job Is The Incessant Reminder Of The Fact We're All Trying So Assiduously To Ignore: We Are Here Temporarily. Life Is Only Ours On Loan.

To Many Women Mistake A Man's Hostility For Wit And His Silence For Depth.

Some People Can't See The Color Red. That Doesn't Mean It Isn't There.

Thinking Is Hard Work, Which Is Why You Don't See Many People Doing It.

Except For Cases That Clearly Involve A Homicidal Maniac, The Police Like To Believe Murders Are Committed By Those We Know And Love, And Most Of The Time They're Right - A Chilling Thought When You Sit Down To Dinner With A Family Of Five. All Those Potential Killers Passing Their Plates.