My Nickname Is Dickie Jukebox.

I Just Love What I Do, And I'm A Teacher More Than Anything.

My Father Offered Me A Dollar For Every Pound I Would Lose As A Kid. It Didn't Work. And It Doesn't Really Work In The Long Run.

I Consider Myself A Court Jester - Motivator.

There's A List Of Foods I Can't Have In The House. Peanut Butter, Can't Have That In The House. Potato Chips, Can't Have That In The House. Random Little Small Mini Candy Bars, Don't Even Think About It. I Just Have To Watch Everything. I Have To Stay Between 1500 And 1600 Calories A Day. That's It.

My Persona Has Always Been What A Man Was Never Supposed To Be. Outrageous, Gregarious, Crazy, Silly, Funny.