My Nickname Is Dickie Jukebox.

My Persona Has Always Been What A Man Was Never Supposed To Be. Outrageous, Gregarious, Crazy, Silly, Funny.

No Tricks, Gimmicks, Special Pills, Special Potions, Special Equipment. All It Takes Is Desire And Will.

If Anyone's Depressed For Any Reason, Whether A Relationship Has Fallen Apart Or They're Having Money Problems, Wearing Feathered Wings And A Tutu Takes You Into A Whole Other World. A Whole New Woooooorld, A World Of Bright And Shining Stars!

I Was Born With A Crippled Leg. I Wore A Corrective Shoes Since I Was Three Years Old And I Still Wear Them.

I'm The Clown You Take Out Of The Box And Wind Up When You Need A Good Laugh. And Then, When You're Done With Me, I Go Back In My Box.