My Nickname Is Dickie Jukebox. I Own

My Nickname Is Dickie Jukebox. I Own Thousands And Thousands And Thousands Of Songs.

I'm 64, But I Act Like I'm Still 12. I Go To Schools. At Colleges, They Come Out In Droves, They Almost Scare Me. I Think It's Just To See If I'm Still Alive. After I Work Them Out - And It's Not Easy - I Sit Them Down And We Have A Serious Talk. Are They Eating? Working On Their Body? I Can Say Things Parents Won't Say. No Matter Where I Go, I Talk To Each One Individually After I Teach. They Tell Me Things Like, 'i'm Starving, Guys Like Girls Thinner.' I Give Them Concrete Advice About Self-image And Self-worth.

Everyone In This World Is Somehow Connected. So Why Not Just Be Nice To Everybody.

I Sort Of Think Of Myself As Part Priest, Part Clown.

People Have Been Frying Foods Since Jesus Was On This Planet, And There Is Always Going To Be Greasy, Fried, Salty, Sugary Food. It Is Up To The Individual To Walk In And Say, 'i Don't Want Those Fries Today.'