My Name Has Zero Value.

Everybody's Funny In Different Ways.

Somehow, It Was So Happy A Time. Those Early Days Of Comedy Are When You Get Addicted To It.

That’s The Beauty Of Being A Comedian: It’s The One Job You’re Allowed To Do That. We’re Lucky. We’re Really Lucky.

You Can’t Make Everybody Laugh. You Gotta Just Do What You Think Is Funny. Just Be Obstreperous To Everybody.

I Get The Impression The English Kings Were Witty, For Some Reason. I Feel Like All You Had Was Your Wit.