My Name Has Zero Value.

The Ancient Greeks Were The First Ones To Say An Unexamined Life Is Not Worth Living. They Don't Tell You Of Course What We Found Out, An Examined Life Not That Fascinating Either.

People Say History Was Written By The Winners. No, It Wasn't. It Was Written By The Bullies.

I Would Say Most Comedians Have A Very Cynical Worldview Of The Way The World Can Work. It's Almost Like If You Didn't, You Couldn't Be A Comedian.

I Think If You Try To Tailor Your Act To Anybody, You End Up With An Act That Doesn't Work Anyway.

I'm Always Working On Stuff. But They Never Materialize. I'm Always Working On Movies And Tv Shows.