My Motto Is "more Mystery, Less History".

If The Media Isnt Slanted Toward The Left, Why Is Everyone So Worried About My Affiliation With Glenn Beck But Not With Alec Baldwin?

If In 1989 I Said, 'i Have An Idea: Bottle Water And Sell It. And Charge More Than A Beer,' They Would Have Chased Me Around With A Giant Butterfly Net. The Same With Paying To Watch A Television Station.

My Motto Is "more Mystery, Less History".

I'm Like John Q. Public. I Represent What Every Guy Wants And Needs.

It's Funny When You're A Kid How You Can Acclimate To Almost Anything.