I'm Like John Q. Public. I Represent

People Who Fail, Excel At Avoiding Opportunity.

I Had Two Thoughts About It. One Was I Could Do That, And The Next One Was I'll Never Get To Do That.

I Think If You Create Something And You Get An Audience For It, Then The Monetization Part Is Really Secondary.

The Reason I Hate Publicists Is Because I Think If We Got Rid Of Them Everything Would Be On Equal Footing.

I Give Women Two Types Of Orgasms. Fake And None.