I'm Like John Q. Public. I Represent

Lets Not Focus On Saving A Nickel... Lets Focus On Making A Buck.

I Give Women Two Types Of Orgasms. Fake And None.

I Saw A Commercial For The Maxi Pads For The Bigger Gals They're Making Now. That Was A Nice Visual While I Was Eating.

I Swear My Car Won't Run Unless I'm Picking My Nose: At Least, I'm That Superstitious About It, So I Don't Want To Take Any Chances.

I Think If You Create Something And You Get An Audience For It, Then The Monetization Part Is Really Secondary.