Never Be Afraid To Laugh At Yourself,

I Was Born With A Priceless Gift, The Ability To Laugh At The Misfortunes Of Others.

The Whole Point Of Art, Aside From The Aesthetic Pleasure It Yields, Is That It Provides A Bridge To The Past; That Seductive Land Where We All Find Certainty And Consolation. Nothing Quite Spans This Gulf With Such Immediacy As The Art Of Popular Song.

I've Decided The Secret Of Parenting Is Benevolent Neglect.i Put My Family Last. Because If You Don't, If You Put Them First, They Never Thank You. You'll Never Get A Word Of Thanks From Them.

There Is No More Terrible Fate For A Comedian Than To Be Taken Seriously.

Friendship Is Tested In The Thick Years Of Success Rather Than In The Thin Years Of Struggle.