My Mother Always Tried To Keep A

If I Wouldn't Have Found Courtney, I Probably Would Have Carried On With A Bisexual Lifestyle.

I Have Very Bad Posture.

Forever In Debt To Your Priceless Advice.

If It Was Up To Me, I'd Get More Oil Tanker Drivers Drunk. I Don't Value Music Much. I Like The Beatles, But I Hate Paul Mccartney. I Like Led Zeppelin, But I Hate Robert Plant. I Like The Who, But I Hate Roger Daltrey.

The Day Is Done. I'm Having Fun. I Think I'm Dumb. Or Maybe Just Happy.