I Have Very Bad Posture.

Frances And Courtney, I'll Be At Your Altar/ Please Keep Going Courtney, For Frances/ For Her Life, Which Will Be So Much Happier Without Me/ I Love You, I Love You.

Believe Everything You Read

I Always Wanted To Experience The Street Life Because My Teenage Life In Aberdeen Was So Boring. But I Was Never Really Independent Enough To Do It. I Applied For Food Stamps, Lived Under The Bridge, And Built A Fort At The Cedar Mill.

I'm Not Gay, Although I Wish I Were, Just To Piss Off The Homophobes.

I Wish There Had Been A Music Business 101 Course I Could Have Taken.