I Have Very Bad Posture.

Life Is A Waste Of Time And Time Is A Waste Of Life, So Let's All Get Wasted And Have The Time Of Our Lives.

My Generation's Apathy. I'm Disgusted With It. I'm Disgusted With My Own Apathy Too, For Being Spineless And Not Always Standing Up Against Racism, Sexism And All Those Other -isms The Counterculture Has Been Whining About For Years.

For The First Seven Years Of My Life, I Listened To Nothing But The Beatles.

I Wouldn't Wear A Tie-dyed Tee-shirt Unless It Was Dyed With The Urine Of Phil Collins And The Blood Of Jerry Garcia.

I'm Going To Be A Superstar Musician, Kill Myself, And Go Out In A Flame Of Glory.