I Have Very Bad Posture.

I've Never Considered Musical Equipment Very Sacred.

My Generation's Apathy. I'm Disgusted With It. I'm Disgusted With My Own Apathy Too, For Being Spineless And Not Always Standing Up Against Racism, Sexism And All Those Other -isms The Counterculture Has Been Whining About For Years.

The Day Is Done. I'm Having Fun. I Think I'm Dumb. Or Maybe Just Happy.

I Thought I Would Try To Be Gay For A While, But I'm Just More Sexually Attracted To Women. But I'm Really Glad That I Found A Few Gay Friends, Because It Totally Saved Me From Becoming A Monk Or Something.

Wanting To Be Someone Else Is A Waste Of Who You Are