My Mentors Are People Like Cameron Crowe

Don't Be Bitter And Mean 'couse You Don’t Fit In, It’s A Gift. Look At You. You’ve Got Your Individuality, You Don’t Have The Herd Instinct, You Can Read Neitzsche And Understand It. Only Dumb People Are Happy.

If There's Any Time You Should Be On Drugs It's When You're Pregnant, Cause It Sucks.

I've Discreetly Dated A Lot Of People - I Once Dated A Billionaire, Mostly Because It Was Fun To Say, "i'm Dating A Billionaire," But We Did Not Have The Same Taste In Music, And It Was Doomed.

The American Public Really Does Have A Death Wish For Me. They Want Me To Die. I'm Not Going To Die.

I Don't Really Miss God But I Sure Miss Santa Claus!