My Mentors Are People Like Cameron Crowe

How Can You Love Me If You Dont Know Me? I Stink Really Bad.

[kurt Cobain] Had A Lot Of German In Him. Some Irish. But No Jew. I Think That If He Had Had A Little Jew He Would Have [expletive] Stuck It Out.

Much Of My High-jinx Have Been Drug-related. When You're Under 30, Whatever, But Once You're Past 40 It's Just Ugly.

If You Treat A Girl Like A Dog, She Is Going To Piss On You.

I Want To Be The Girl With The Most Cake.