I Don't Really Miss God But I

The Language Of Love Letters Is The Same As Suicide Notes.

Being Offended Is Part Of Being In The Real World.

You Couldn’t Pay Me A Billion Dollars To Take Marijuana. I Don’t Really Like Coke Anymore. I’m Scared Of Ecstasy. The One Drug I'd Like To Try One Day Is Ayahuasca, Which Should Be Mandatory For Everybody. It’s Apparently This Crazy Tea That Gives You These Intense Hallucinations. Everyone Who Takes It Sees A Wise Old Black Man Who Takes You On A Wild Journey. I’m Not Going To Name Names, But Everyone Who Takes It Sees The Same Black Guy. I'm Not Kidding You. Everyone!

How Does Macy Gray Or Kid Rock Not Win Over Christina Aguilera?

I Wish People Would Just Like Me For What I Am, The Singer In An Ok New Wave Band.