I Don't Really Miss God But I

There Are Songs About Abortions, About Slashing Your Arms With Razors, About Imagining Your Own Funeral In New Orleans, About Rock Stars Cheating On Their Wives, Sex.

I'm A Survivor, At Least That's What Everyone Tells Me.

The Minute I Got Skinny And Got A Nose Job And Became Photogenic, And All Of A Sudden I Had A Bidding War, And Every Boy I Ever Wanted, Wanted Me.

You Couldn’t Pay Me A Billion Dollars To Take Marijuana. I Don’t Really Like Coke Anymore. I’m Scared Of Ecstasy. The One Drug I'd Like To Try One Day Is Ayahuasca, Which Should Be Mandatory For Everybody. It’s Apparently This Crazy Tea That Gives You These Intense Hallucinations. Everyone Who Takes It Sees A Wise Old Black Man Who Takes You On A Wild Journey. I’m Not Going To Name Names, But Everyone Who Takes It Sees The Same Black Guy. I'm Not Kidding You. Everyone!

I'm Not Psychic, But My Lyrics Are.