Don't Be Bitter And Mean 'couse You

You Couldn’t Pay Me A Billion Dollars To Take Marijuana. I Don’t Really Like Coke Anymore. I’m Scared Of Ecstasy. The One Drug I'd Like To Try One Day Is Ayahuasca, Which Should Be Mandatory For Everybody. It’s Apparently This Crazy Tea That Gives You These Intense Hallucinations. Everyone Who Takes It Sees A Wise Old Black Man Who Takes You On A Wild Journey. I’m Not Going To Name Names, But Everyone Who Takes It Sees The Same Black Guy. I'm Not Kidding You. Everyone!

I've Been Screwed By As Many Women As I Have By Men, In Terms Of Lawyers. But Lawyers Don't Count. If You Take Lawyers Out Of The Equation, You Have A More Fair Playing Field. There Is A Sisterhood.

When You're Dying And Your Life Is Flashing Before Your Eyes, You're Gonna Be Thinking About The Great Things That You Did, The Horrible Things That You Did And The Emotional Impact That Someone Had On You And That You Had On Somebody Else. Those Are The Things That Are Relevant. To Have Some Sort Of Emotional Impact That Transcends Your Time, That's Great. As Long As You Don't Mess It Up By Being Undignified When You're Old.

Four Inch Nails Is More Like It!

When My Mother Was Trying To Teach Me How To Make Friends When I Was A Kid, She'd Bring Girls Over To The House And I'd Give Them All My Clothes. Nothing Changes, I Still Do It. And Then I Wonder, "where Is That Really Nice Isabel Marant Dress That I Spent A Fortune On? Oh My God, I Gave It To Liza."