My Life Has Been Tragic And Disastrous

A Wise Man Distrusts His Neighbor. A Wiser Man Distrusts Both His Neighbor And Himself. The Wisest Man Of All Distrusts His Government.

Honest Men Live On Charity In Their Age; The Almshouses Are Full Of Men Who Never Stole A Copper Penny. Honest Men Are The Fools And The Saints.

The Human Race Is Not Very Admirable. It Was A Big Mistake Of God's.

Don't Let The Past Steal Your Present. This Is The Message Of Christmas: We Are Never Alone.

I Gratefully Look Forward To Oblivion, But I Must Be Sure Of It