My Heart Always Belongs To The One

Breaking Up: It's So Easy To Return Their Possessions, But So Hard To Get Our Brain Cells Back.

The Story Of A Mother's Life: Trapped Between A Scream And A Hug.

My Heart Always Belongs To The One Who Doesn't Want It.

Now I'm Searching For A Slightly Overweight, Single, Childless Woman Who Doesn't Have A Date And Isn't Too Depressing To Be Around. It's Getting Harder To Find A Girlfriend Than A Boyfriend.

Mothers Send Strips To Daughters To Make A Point. Daughters Smack Strips Down On The Breakfast Table To Make A Point. My Own Mom Sometimes Cuts A Strip Out And Sends It To Me To Make Sure I Understand Her.