My Grandmother Was Utterly Convinced I'd Wind

The Moral Of Filmmaking In Britain Is That You Will Be Screwed By The Weather.

You Know Everyone Loves To Be The Villain.

Japanese Women Have Always Loved My Films, Even When No One Else Did. Ever Since I Made 'maurice' In The 1980s, I've Been Getting Hundreds Of Letter From Japanese Girls. They Definitely Have A Special Place In My Heart.

I Don't Particularly Like Babies. I Don't Mind Them For About Four Minutes. That's My Max. After That I Can't Quite See What Everyone's Fussing About.

When I Think About Actors I Know, I'd Much Rather Hear About Who They're Shagging Than What Film They're Doing Next.