Basically, My Life Is So Boring, It's

You Know Everyone Loves To Be The Villain.

My Dad Used To Have To Open The Second Bottle Of Wine In The Loo In Case Mum Heard The Cork Coming Out.

I Quite Like Pilates Now. I Have A Pilates Girl In Every City.

I Had Courtney Love's Left Bosom Out Of Her Dress On My Plate In Front Of Me. It Was Extraordinary. I Didn't Know Where To Look.

The Moral Of Filmmaking In Britain Is That You Will Be Screwed By The Weather.