Basically, My Life Is So Boring, It's

Women Are Frightening. If You Get To 41 As A Man, You're Quite Battle-scarred.

My Dad Used To Have To Open The Second Bottle Of Wine In The Loo In Case Mum Heard The Cork Coming Out.

I Could Do With More Mobbing. Particularly From Women. I'd Like To Be Treated Like Ricky Martin.

And Film Acting Is Incredibly Tedious, Just By Its Nature. It's Incredibly, Mind Numbingly Slow.

Plus, Teaching Brings Home To You Very Fast That You Actually Know Nothing. I Didn't Realize That Before.