My Gran Said Put A Thimble On

What Was The First Cat That Talked A Human Into Putting A Cat Door In?

Little Red Cookbook! Little Red Cookbook!

I Want To Live Till I Die. No More, No Less.

The National Rifle Association Says, 'guns Don't Kill People. People Do'. But I Think The Gun Helps.

Comedy Is Like A Very Cokey, Druggy Sugar. You Get Hits Of Comedy, And It's Very, "more, Give Me More Of That Stuff," Because Serotonin Is Being Released In The Brain. So It's Basically, Everyone Becomes Serotonin Junkies, And We Are Serotonin Dealers. And That's What Being A Comedian Is About.