My Gran Said Put A Thimble On

It's Not A Bloody Piano, It's A Clarenart...you Weird Talking Person.

They Say The Universe Started With A Big Bang. I Hope Everybody Stood Well Back.

Performance Enhancing Drugs Are Banned In The Olympics. Ok, We Can Swing With That. But Performance 'debilitating' Drugs Should Not Be Banned. Smoke A Joint And Win The 100 Metres, Fair Play For You. That's Pretty Good. Unless Someone's Dangling A Mars Bar Off In The Distance.

Peace, Peace, Peace. Peace Is Organized.

This Is Your Captain Speaking. Welcome Aboard Flight...one, From...here To There. We'll Be Cruising At A Height Of Ten Feet, Going Up To Twelve And A Half Feet If We See Anything Big. And Our Copilot Today Is A Flask Of Coffee.