You Say 'erbs, And We Say Herbs

Cos People Think I'm On Drugs And I'm Not. I'm Really Quite... Just A Bit Of Coffee. When I Take Drugs I Start Going, Oh, Would You Like Insurance?

I Remember When I Was Being Told About Watergate, And I Thought, "oh, America Is Not What I Think America Is." But America Is What I Think It Is. It's Just That It's Two Bits Of It, And I Don't Go With The Republican Bit Of It. I Go More With The Democratic Bit.

I'm A Dyslexic Person, So I Avoid Books.

I Wanna Live 'til I Die, No More, No Less.

It's Not A Bloody Piano, It's A Clarenart...you Weird Talking Person.