My Good Friends Call Me Bobby.

Beyonce, To Me, Doesn't Have A F--king 'purple Rain', But She's The Biggest Thing On Earth. How Can You Be That Big Without At Least One 'sweet Home Alabama' Or 'old Time Rock & Roll'? People Are Like, 'beyonce's Hot. Got A Nice F--king Ass.' I'm Like, 'cool, I Like Skinny White Chicks With Big T--s.' Doesn't Really F--king Do Much For Me.

If I Was President Of The Good Old U.s.a., I'd Turn The Churches Into Strip Clubs And Watch The Whole World Pray.

I Don't Read Books. I Like To Read Newspapers And Magazines, But I've Never Learnt To Enjoy Books Or Novels.

As Much As You Don't Want To Say You Are A Vengeful Person, When Someone Drags Your Name Through The Mud And Plays Press Games And Puts Things Out There Like That, You Are Kind Of Like, Alright. Us Weekly Will Be Gone Next Week, The Songs I Am Writing Won't.

I Fell In Love. It Was A Great Thing To Be In Love. I Was A Complete Idiot In Love.