I Fell In Love. It Was A

I Hold The Key To My Own Success! (you Do Too!)

If People Had Good Albums, They'd Be Buying Albums. But People Are Buying Singles Because They Only Have Good Songs.

There's Always A Justin Bieber. Ever Since I've Been Around, There's Always Been One Of Him.

I Have Been To Anger Management Twice. After The First Session The Lady Was Like, 'baby, You Don't Seem That Angry At All. You Seem Like A Really Nice Guy.'

I Have A Couple Of Guys To Do My Laundry. Just Because I'm Lazy And Rich.