There's Nothing Sexier Than A Lapsed Catholic.

Confidence Is What You Have Before You Understand The Problem.

Dying Is One Of The Few Things That Can Be Done As Easily Lying Down.

My Parents Stayed Together For Forty Years. But That Was Out Of Spite.

Is Sex Dirty? Only If It's Done Right.

How The Hell Do I Know Why There Were Nazis? I Don't Know How The Can-opener Works.