No One Wants To Get Their Ass

Something About New York, Man: You Can Do More Comedy There Probably Than You Can Anywhere In The World. If You're Interested In Being Funny, New York Is The Place To Go.

I Don't Want Anything Bad To Happen To The United States, But If North Korea Ever Drops A Nuclear Bomb On This Country, I Swear To God, I Hope It Lands In Hartford.

I Was Doing Sketches That Were Funny But Socially Irresponsible. I Felt I Was Deliberately Being Encouraged And I Was Overwhelmed.

People Don't Know What It's Like Standing Up There Onstage, When You Have A Wall Of People Smiling At You.

After A While, A Joke, If You Say It Too Much, Just Becomes Contrived, Or Fake-sounding.