Life Has A Very Simple Plot: First

Don't Want To Turn Into Mini-me.

No Day Of My Life Passes Without Someone Saying The Words 'monty Python' To Me. It's Not Bad.

A Nod's As Good As A Wink To A Blind Bat!

Elvis Saved My Life When I Was 13 Or 14. He Saved All Our Lives.

Nobody Gets Irony Anymore, As We Are Now Living In The Post-ironic Age. Once George Bush Gets A Library, Our Irony Is Dead.