My Wife, Tania, Is Very Big On

At Cambridge, You Have To Kiss The Vice-chancellor's Fingers. But I Missed Out On That, 'cause I Was Doing A Matinee. I Don't Want To Kiss A Strange Man's Fingers Anyway.

I Like Doing Live Things And Plays. You Can Perfect The Laugh Or Extend The Laugh, You Can Get Them On A Roll. Versus Improv, Which I Hate. Put It All Together. They're More Vignettes. Improv Makes Me Slightly Anxious Because I Feel For Them.

Never Do Things For Money. It's Always The Things You Do For Love That Turn Out To Pay The Best.

One Of The Reasons We Moved To L.a. In The First Place [was] So That It Was No Big Deal That I Was In Show Business. We Decided If We Move[d] To L.a., Then Everyone In One Way Or Another Was Involved In It.

When, In 1966, I Progressed To The Frost Report, I Was Paid Ten Guineas A Minute. I Was Guaranteed Three Minutes A Week, So This Was Good Money.