My Wife, Tania, Is Very Big On

My Father, Who Was A Sergeant In The Raf During The Second World War, Was Killed In A Hitchhiking Accident While Returning Home On Compassionate Leave. As A Result, My Mother Had To Get Work, As A Nurse, And At Seven The Raf Put Me Into A Boarding School And Ex-orphanage Called The Royal Wolverhampton School.

Writers Tend To Suffer From Back Problems Because They Spend Their Time Bent Over A Desk.

I Hate Movies. They're So Boring. So Tedious.

My First Professional Job Was Appearing In A Disastrous Theatre Production Of Oh, What A Lovely War In Leicester Rep, Shortly After Leaving Cambridge.

I Never Pay Any Attention To Figures.