My Favorite Expression Is: When You Go

Critics Can't Even Make Music By Rubbing Their Back Legs Together.

Tragedy Is What Happens To Me; Comedy Is What Happens To You.

You Got To Be Brave. If You Feel Something, You've Really Got To Risk It.

My Brothers Went To Work At 12 And Put Themselves Through School And Brought The Family Out Of Ruin Into Food And Clothing.

My Job Is To Go Out And Entertain The Most People Possible. The Job Is To Make People Laugh. I Don't Have A Mission. I Don't Have A Torch To Burn.