My Father Walked To School 4 O'clock

It Doesn't Make Any Difference How Much Money A Father Earns, His Name Is Always Dad-can-i.... Like All Other Children, My Five Have One Great Talent: They Are Gifted Beggars. Not One Of Them Ever Ran Into The Room, Looked Up At Me, And Said, "i'm Really Happy That You're My Father, And As A Tangible Token Of My Appreciation, Here's A Dollar.

The Very First Law In Advertising Is To Avoid The Concrete Promise And Cultivate The Delightfully Vague.

Don't Talk Yourself Into Not Being You.

Why Do I Have To Feed The Kids? They Just Ate Twelve Hours Ago!

I Was'nt Always Black. There Was This Freckel That Just Grew And Grew.